I’ve been thinking about political correctness the past few days, and I decided I was tired of it. It’s too demanding–and that much ambiguity is unattainable. One must become racially, sexually, politically, religiously and culturally ambiguous–or “fluid,” I believe they say now.
Don’t distinguish yourself from the pack in any way, because we are all the same–meat-covered cookies.
Refer to people without gender specificity. Tell your DNA it isn’t the boss of you.
Referring to one’s self as any particular color is racist. We are all opaque.
Fiscal and governmental concerns? Nah. Give lots of stuff to people–who cares how it’s paid for.
Don’t worship, just…be. And wear scarves and patchouli so you can better find your oneness.
Personal pronouns? Make up one. We have 26 letters. Or maybe–since letters are specific–they should all be “—.”
Are you fleeing another country because it sucks? Which country? Oh, never mind, I can’t ask you that. Do you have ID? Oh, wait. Verboten. Sorry.
Do you identify as an ampersand? Come on, &. There are no letters.
A Work in Progress 